चंगु के मंगेतर ने चंगु को sms किया।
हमारी शादी नहीं हो सकती।
मेरी कही और शादी तेह हो चुकी हैं।
चंगु को इस बात का बहौत बड़ा सदमा लगा.
दो मिंटो बाद उस के मंगेतर का एक और sms आया।
सॉरी सॉरी माफ़ कीजिये। यह sms आपको गलती से सेंड हुआ था।
Monday, November 25, 2013
Hindi jokes....
चंगु के मंगेतर ने चंगु को sms किया।
हमारी शादी नहीं हो सकती।
मेरी कही और शादी तेह हो चुकी हैं।
चंगु को इस बात का बहौत बड़ा सदमा लगा.
दो मिंटो बाद उस के मंगेतर का एक और sms आया।
सॉरी सॉरी माफ़ कीजिये। यह sms आपको गलती से सेंड हुआ था।
Changu Mangu jokes
मंगू ने ATM के पास चंगु से पूछा, " चंगु, मेरा बैलेंस चेक करेगा?"
चंगु ने मंगू को धक्का मारा।
(मंगू घिर गया। )
चंगु : मंगू, यार तेरा बैलेंस बड़ा ही ख़राब हैं।
Sunday, November 24, 2013
Jokes for Hindi readers
मुर्गी आंडा देती हैं और गाए दूध देती हैं।
तोह एक बात बताओ, ऐसा कौन हैं जो दोनों देता हैं?
सोचो।
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पता नहीं?
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उत्तर : दुकानदार।
शातिर हूँ, पर माँ कसम कभी घमंड नहीं किया।
Changu Mangu Jokes
Changu (calls a radio station"): Hello. जी यह रेडियो स्टेशन हैं?
रेडियो जॉकी : जी हाँ।
Changu: मेरी आवाज पूरा शहर सुन रहा हैं ?
रेडियो जॉकी : हाँ।
Changu: यानि घर में जो मेरा भाई रेडियो सुन रहा हैं, क्या वोह भी मेरी आवाज़ सुन रहा होगा?
रेडियो जॉकी (अब गुस्से में।) : हाँ। भाई हाँ।
Changu: हेल्लो, मंगू अगर मेरी आवाज़ सुन रहा हैं तोह जल्दी से मोटर चलदियो भाई!
में उप्पर छत पर टॉयलेट में हूँ और पानी ख़तम होगया है। और तेरा फ़ोन भी स्विच ऑफ आ रहा हैं यार!
Ram chahe Leela chaahe Leela chaahe Ram.....
Ram chahe Leela, chaahe Leela chaahe Ram, inn dono k love mein Priyanka k item number ka kya kaam?
"राम चाहे लीला, चाहे लीला चाहे राम, "इन दोनों के लव में प्रियंका के आइटम नंबर का क्या काम?"
Saturday, November 23, 2013
A couple in Domino's.
Guy: What will you have? :)
Girl: (Sarcastically) "चावल कड़ी मांगवा लो !!"
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Waiter: (says while laughing): अनपढ़ गवार लड़किया पटाओगे तोह ऐसा ही होगा। :)
Quotes, Funny Quotes and Proverbs
We are all in the same game just different levels, dealing with the same hell just different devils.
The one who rises the child is called a father, not the one who helped make it.
Count your rainbows, not your thunderstorms.
When you really matter to someone, that person will always make time for you. No excuses, no lies and no broken promises.
A person is smart. People are dumb. Panicky dangerous animals and you know it. 1,500 years ago everybody knew the earth was the center of the universe. 500 years ago, everybody knew the earth was flat. And 15 minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you will know tomorrow. - Kay
Always remember. An idiot who makes you laugh in his presence will definitely make you cry in his absence, because those idiots are our real friends.
Those who are heartless, once cared too much.
I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job, because he will find an easy way to do it! - Bill Gates
Never try to dominate the one who says sorry to you for their mistake, because they understand, you are most important than their ego.
I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead, some come from behind, but I have got a big bat. I am all ready, you see. Now, my troubles are going to have trouble with me.
Cheating on anyone is deeper than people realize. It destroys their outlook on love, their future relationships and peace within themselves.
People in your life are always going to say "you can't", but it's your job to turn around and say "watch me"!
Whenever a bird shits on my car, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch just to let them know what I'm capable of.
My strength didn't come from lifting weights. My strength came from lifting myself up every time I was knocked down.
Time you enjoyed wasting was not wasted. - John Lennon
The ones who say you can't and you won't are probably the ones scared that you will.
"It's impossible." said pride.
"It's risky." said experience.
"Give it a try." said whispered the heart.
You can't reach for anything new if your hands are full of yesterday's junk.
Your belief won't make you a better person, your behavior does.
Don't fear the enemy that attacks you, but the fake friend that pretends to like you.
The longer you wait for something, the more you will appreciate it when you get it. Because, anything worth having is definitely worth waiting for.
You've only got three choices in life: Give up, give in or give it all you've got.
Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't.
I am thankful for all those difficult people in my life. They have shown me exactly who I do not want to be.
The moment you think about giving up, think of the reason why you held on so long.
Girls don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people.
There are only two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to accept what is true. - Soren Kierkegaard
Revenge is below me, but "accidents" will happen.
Dumb children may get a hold of your guns and shoot each other. If your children are dumb, put them up for adoption to protect your guns.
No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey.
If your gun misfires, never look down in the barrel to inspect it. Have someone else do that for you.
Cutting people out of my life doesn't mean I hate them. It simply means I respect me.
An apple a day will keep anyone away, if thrown hard enough.
A diamond is just a piece of charcoal that handled stress exceptionally well.
Lord, give me patience. Because if you give me strength, I'll need bail money to go with it.
Before you dump your old dog at the shelter, take a look in the mirror. You're not getting any younger and karma is right behind you.
Sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory.
Thursday, November 21, 2013
Sunday, October 20, 2013
A cute story.
A young boy enters a barber shop. The barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest boy I have ever seen. Watch as I prove it to you."
The barber puts a £5 coin in one hand and two £1 coins (1+1=2) in the other, then calls the kid over and asks, "Which do you want, kid?"
The boy decides to take two £1 coins and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "This kid never learns."
After some time when the customer leaves, he sees the same kid coming out of the ice-cream store. "Hey, kid!": calls out the customer. "May I ask you a question? Why did you take two £1 coins instead of £5 coin?"
The kid replied while licking his cone, "Because the day I take the £5 coin, the game is over."
Moral of the story: Never underestimate others. Mind it!
Santa Banta jokes
Santa: Banta, pyar karna padta hai ya ho jata Hai?
Banta: Santa, bhai baat yeh hain k, agar ladki khoobsurat ho aur scooty pe ho toh pyaar ho jata hai.
Aur agar ladki badsoorat ho aur Audi mein ho toh karna padta hai.
Man discovered colors and invented paints.
Woman got inspired from paints and invented makeup.
Man discovered word and invented conversation.
Woman got inspired from conversations and invented gossips.
Man discovered agriculture and invented food,
Woman got inspired from food and invented diet.
Man discovered friendship and invented love
Woman got inspired from love and invented love triangles.
Man discovered trading and invented money.
Woman got money and started shopping.
That's it! That's all.
Ever since then, man has explored, discovered and invented an awful lot of things while women are still shopping.
A psychology professor asked his students a question for their final exams.
Q: How are you going to make me believe that the chair in front of you is invisible?
It took students approximately an hour to finish the answer, except a lazy student who took only 6 seconds in order to answer the question. Eventually, the lazy student got the highest score.
His reply to that question was "Which chair, sir?"
Santa's joke.
Santa's girlfriend asked him to bring "protection" for the next time they go on a date.
Santa showed up with 4 brothers, 12 cousins and 25 friends with hockey sticks.
Friday, October 18, 2013
Raju in a five-star hotel :D
Raju in a five-star hotel: Mai yeha bilkul nahi rahunga! Mere paise wapas karo. Yeh kitna chhota room hain.
Mujhe janwar samja rakha hain kya?
Waiter: Mere bhai! Please room me chal. Yeh lift hain!!!
Wednesday, October 9, 2013
Reading in leisure time...
Be less curious about people and more curious about
ideas.
Count your blessings, not your worries.
Remember, being happy doesn't mean you have it all. It
simply means that you are thankful for all you have.
I have learned to give, not because I have too much, but
because I have known the feeling of not having.
The biggest slap to your enemy is your success.
Positive thinking isn't about expecting the best to
happen every time, but accepting that whatever happens is the best for this
moment.
Admit your mistakes before someone starts exaggerating
the story.
A conversation between two ghosts:
Ghost one: Dude, I saw a human.
Ghost two: I don't believe that shit!
Being single isn't a time to be looking for love. Use
that time to work on yourself and grow as an individual.
There's nothing stronger than love, except an Apache helicopter.
Apache helicopter has machine guns and missiles.
Some serious quotes and thoughts that really make sense....
Never believe what the lines on your hands predict about
your future, because people who do not have hands do also have future.
Do not use the past as an excuse to miss out on your
future.
When someone treats you like an option, help them narrow
their choices by removing yourself from the equation. It's that simple.
What defines us is, how well we rise after falling.
We don't meet people by accident. They are meant to cross
our path for a reason.
A person, who never made a mistake, never tried anything
new.
Sometimes you need to run away just to see who will come
after you -- to search you.
Making a friend is not a miracle. The miracle is to make
a single friend who will stand by your side even when hundreds are against you.
Sometimes the right person for you was there all along.
You just didn't see it because the wrong one was blocking the way.
So often we become so focused on the finish line that we
fail to enjoy the journey.
Tuesday, October 8, 2013
All new status messages, thought of the day, quotes and thoughts....
Every bad situation will have something positive. Even a
dead clock shows correct time that too twice-a-day!
You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body.
I read recipes the same way I read sci-fi (science-fiction).
I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
If you want to feel rich, just count the things you have
that money can't buy.
Only an aunt can give hugs like a mother, keep secrets
like a sister and share love like a friend.
Never push a loyal person to a point where they no longer
give a damn.
Sometimes the thoughts in my head get bored and go for a stroll
out through my mouth. This is never a good thing. :D
Make peace with your past, so it won't screw up the
present.
What others think of you is none of your business.
Time heals almost everything, so give it some time.
Don't compare your life to others and don't judge them,
you have no idea what their journey is all about.
Stop thinking too much. It's okay not to know all the
answers. They will come to you when you least expect them.
No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
Judging a person does not define who they are. It defines
who you are.
The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot
confirm their validity.
More things to read...
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but
it will annoy people enough to make it worth the effort.
Ever had one of those days when everything goes according
to the plan and turns out great? Yeah, exactly, me neither!!!
If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't know how to spell
beautiful.
I believe in love at first sight, because I fell in love with
my mom ever since I opened my eyes.
I won't force myself to have a space in your life, because
if you really know my worth, you'll make some for me.
From this point on, I plan to treat people exactly how
they treat me. I know, some will be glad and others should be scared.
Don't worry about those who talk behind your back. They
are behind you for a reason.
I will win, not immediately, but definitely.
I am not open to many people. I am usually quiet and I
don't really like to seek attention. So, if I like you enough to show you the
real me, you must be very special.
Never cry for that person who doesn't value your tears.
The scale can only give you a numerical reflection of
your relationship with gravity. That's all. It cannot measure beauty, talent,
purpose, life, force, possibility, strength or love.
Did you know? -- I didn't know.
As long as an arm of a starfish has a bit of the middle; it will re-grow into a whole new starfish, when cut.
Natural pearls melt in vinegar
Men's shirts have the buttons on the right and women's
shirts have the buttons on the left
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match box
technology.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
The word "Checkmate" in the game chess comes
from the Persian phrase "shah mat," which means that the king is
dead.
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great
king from history. spades represent King David; clubs represent Alexander the
Great; hearts represent Charlemagne and diamonds represent Julius Caesar.
In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is
10:10 (Ajanta watches ad if you remember)
Some interesting facts...
Did you know that Charlie Chaplin once won the third prize
in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest?
The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being
the book most often stolen from public libraries
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. (Peanut
oil)
The planet Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
The planet Venus does not tilt, so consequently, it has
no seasons.
Honey is the only type of food that never gets spoilt.
Human tonsils can bounce higher than a rubber ball of
similar weight and size, but only for the first 30 minutes after they’ve been
removed.
U.S. President John F. Kennedy was an accomplished
ventriloquist.
Twyndyllyng is the longest English word without a vowel.
Pumice is the only rock that floats in water.
More amazing facts
"Typewriter" is the longest word that can be
typed using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus (shembud
yucks!!!) every two weeks or it will digest itself.
The spot on the 7Up (the cold drink) comes from its
inventor who had red eyes. He was an albino. 7 was because the original
containers were seven ounces and ‘UP’ indicated the direction of the bubbles.
People say bless you when you sneeze, because your heart
stops for a millisecond (people say, heart skips a beat while sneezing).
Anatidaephobia is actually the fear that you are being
watched by a duck. (Quack, quack :P)
Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow films down so that you could see his moves.
Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland, because Donald
never wore pants.
Research indicates that mosquitoes are attracted to people
who have recently eaten bananas.
The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung used by
Egyptians in 2000 B.C.
The original name for butterfly was flutterby.
Amazing facts...
The Barbie doll: Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent
Roberts.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
When the moon is directly overhead you will weigh
slightly less.
Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone
never called his wife or mother because they were both deaf.
"I am" is the shortest complete sentence in the
English.
Happy Birthday (the song) is copyrighted.
A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th
of a second.
The names of all the continents end with the same letter
that they start with.
The sentence, “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy
dog” uses every letter in the English language.
Anglo-Zanzibar War: The shortest war in history was
between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
The latest reading stuff...
A man was invited to a friend's house for dinner where he
noticed that his guy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms,
calling her honey, darling, sweetheart, pumpkin, baby etcetera.
He was so impressed, because this couple had been married for over 50 years now. So, while the wife was in the kitchen, he said, "I think it's
wonderful that after all these many years, you still call your wife with those
pet names."
The guy shrugged, lowered his voice and said, "To tell
you the truth, I forgot her name about 10 years ago."
A perfect man is not the one who promises to bring you
the stars or the moon to make you feel like you are in heaven, but the one who
illuminates your darkest nights with his soulful and divine love and creates a
heaven with his arms around you.
Don't look for a man who is just good in bed, but find a
guy whom you can wake up to every morning knowing that he will never cheat on
you physically and emotionally. A perfect man is the one who gives you that
beautiful feeling of knowing that your loving heart is safe with him today,
tomorrow and for the rest of your life.
No relationship is perfect ever. There are always some
ways you have to bend, to compromise, to give something up in order to gain
something greater. The love we have for each other is bigger than these small
differences and that's the key. It's like a big pie chart and the love in a
relationship has to be the biggest piece. Love can make up for a lot.
Dear past, thank you for all the lessons. Dear future, I am now ready.
Love the people god gave you, because you never know when he will need them back someday.
Learn to appreciate what you have before time makes you
appreciate what you had.
Pain can change you, but it doesn't mean that it has to be a bad change. Take that pain and turn it into wisdom.
I always mean what I say. I may not always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.
You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks.
The hardest test in life is the patience to wait for the right moment.
Monday, October 7, 2013
Reads at leisure...
To read at leisure.
Do your bit of good where you are. It's those little bits of good put together that overwhelm the world.
A healthy relationship will never require you to sacrifice your friends, your dreams or your dignity.
There is no passion to be found in settling for a life that is less than the one that you are capable of living.
Touch her heart, not her body.
Steal her attention, not her virginity.
Make her smile, don't waste her tears.
Single and Relationships are just the titles.
Your heart determines your true relationship status.
Don't chase people, be yourself, do your own thing and hard work.
The right people, the ones who really belong in your life, will come to you and stay.
Every story has an end, but in life, every end has a new beginning.
I don't trust easily, so when I tell you that "I trust you", please don't let me regret it.
Stand up for what is right, even if you are standing alone!
The most memorable people in life will be friends who loved you when you weren't that lovable.
Friday, August 30, 2013
Pankaj P. Naringrekar - Resume
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Random posts that I came across...
Lady: Doctor, please call my husband in.
Doctor: Trust me. I am a gentleman.
Lady: No, doc. Your nurse is sitting outside alone and my husband is not a gentleman.
Lady: No, doc. Your nurse is sitting outside alone and my husband is not a gentleman.
My girlfriend blocked me on Facebook. She said I'm childish. I took a deep breath, calmed down, went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away :D
The voices in my head have voices in their head. Ha! Ha! Ha! :D
Me: I didn't do it.
My friend: Then why are you laughing?
Me: Because, whoever did it is freaking awesome.
I watched a vampire movie once. My favorite character was the sun.
I miss being able to slam my phone down when I hang up on somebody. Violently pressing end call just doesn't do it for me.
During the day, I don't believe in ghosts. At night, I am a little more open-minded.
A friend told me there was a life outside the internet and that I should check. I asked him to send me the link to it :D
Why don't Tarzan have beard and mustache when he lives in the jungle without a razor?
The biggest lie that I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."
A sentence in some magazine "Always remember that the money is not everything in life, but make sure that you earn sufficient before you think of such nonsense."
Atom consists 99.99999999% empty space. That means, the computer you are looking at, the chair you are sitting on and you yourself are mostly not there ;)
Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live.
You need power only when you want to do something harmful. Otherwise, love is enough to get everything done.
What is will power? It's when you see 10 notifications, 20 messages and 30 friends requests. Yet you click "Logout" and continue with your work.
Loving someone who doesn't love you is like waiting for a ship at the airport.
Jealous haters make us smile, they spend their life cloning our style. Nothing better to do with their time, they'll even try to copy our rhyme. Ain't none like us, as you can see, we the best, so let it be.
Be the type of person you want to meet.
If your dog doesn't like someone, you probably shouldn't either.
Pay attention while crossing the road. Your Facebook status update can wait :)
When life gives you lemons, throw them back at it and ask for chocolates :D -- Like a boss, yea!!!
Marriage is a workshop where husbands work and wives shop.
But she's always a woman to me!!!
An elderly woman decided to get her portrait painted.
She asked the artist to paint her portrait with a diamond necklace and diamond earrings, emerald bracelet, a broach of ruby and a gold Rolex.
The confused artist: I am sorry ma'am, but you aren't wearing any of these.
Old lady: I know. But if I die before my husband, I'm sure he will re-marry and I want his new wifeto go crazy looking and searching for the jewelry.
Old lady: I know. But if I die before my husband, I'm sure he will re-marry and I want his new wifeto go crazy looking and searching for the jewelry.
When Santa was experimenting with a cockroach, he cut 1 of its legs and asked to walk.
The cockroach began moving slowly.He continued this until all its legs were cut. Then he asked it to walk, but it didn't move. So he wrote the interference:"If all the legs of a cockroach were cut, it losses its ability to hear" This is just a joke on Santa.. No cockroach was hurt during this experiment!
Wrong Number:
Caller: "Hello, Fridge hai?"
Aadmi: "Haan hai. Ap kon??
Caller: Fridge chal raha hai?
Aadmi: "Haan chal rha hai.
Caller:"To phir pakar lo.. Warna bhaag jayega"
Again call...
Caller: fridge hai??
Aadmi gusse se: nhi hai
Caller: kaha tha na maine pakar lo bhaag jaega.
Einstein & Mr.Bean sitting next to each other on a long flight.
Einstein says,"Let's play a game. I will ask you a question. If you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5 and if I don't know the answer,I will pay you $500."
Einstein asks the first question: What's the distance from the earth to the Moon? Mr. Bean doesn't say a word. He quietly reaches his pocket, pulls out a $5.
Now, it's Mr. Bean's turn.
He asks Einstein "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs?"
Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends. An hour later, he gives Mr. Bean $500. Einstein goes nuts and asks: "Well,so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?
Mr. Bean quietly reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5 again.
The class teacher asks few students to tell the class about their future plans in rhyme.
Sam: My name is Sam, when I grow up to be a man, I want to go to Russia and Japan, if I can, if I can, if I can.
Candy: My name is Candy. When I grow up to be a lady, I want to have a baby if I can, if I can, if I can.
Dan: My name is Dan. When I grow up to be a man, do hell with Russia and Japan. I'm gonna help Candy with her plans. I know I can, I know I can, I know I can. = ))
If you marry a woman, she will fight with you.
But if you marry two women...
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They will fight for you ;) Think different!!!
Add wife, have life :D
If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all, and don't write it on Facebook either! :P
A Girl walked into an elevator, turned, smiled at a man standing next to her and said,"T.G.I.F"
The Man smiled back and said,"S.H.I.T"
The Girl frowned at him and said with an angry voice,"T.G.I.F"
The man smiled and said again, "S.H.I.T"
The girl got pissed off and said, "Look, mister. I'm trying to be nice to you by saying, "Thank God, It's Friday, and you come up with your stupid remark!"
The man said, "I was trying to be nice too by correcting you, S.H.I.T means." "Sorry Honey It's Thursday"
One-tight-slap conversations:
Boy : Whats your name?
Girl: Palak. Yours?
Boy: Paneer
*Slap!!!*
Girl : Hello! I am Khusbu.
Boy : Khusbu ka dusra naam bharosa
agarbati! Kone-kone me khusbu faila
de!
*Slap!!!*
Boy: Hi. What's your name?
Girl: Neha Singhal.
Boy: Oh. I am also Single.
*Slap!!!*
Girl: wHaT's UP?
Boy: Uttar Pradesh.
*Slap!!!*
Girl : Tu soya hai?
Boy : Nahi! Mein Schezwan hu!
*Slap!!!*
Girl: I'm free tomorrow.
Boy: Pahle kya paid thi?
*Slap!!!*
Boy: Aaj mausam achha hain mall chalte hain.
Girl: Waha kya karenge??
Boy: Hawan karenge.
*Slap!!!*
Girl : See ya!
Boy: Ram Chandara ki jai!!!
*Slap!!!*
Girl: Have a good day.
Boy: No. Thanks. I like Parle-G more...
*Slap!!!*
A girl updates status :" Waiting for
Chennai Express"
Boy: Coolie hai ya luggage khud uttayegi?
*Slap!!!*
Boy: Thank you.
Girl: My pleasure.
Boy: My Bajaj Pulsar
*Slap!!!*
Girl: (after a late night chat) Mujhe abhi sona chahiye!!!
Boy: Kitna tola?
Boy: Kitna tola?
*Slap!!!*
Lady: Pandit ji, meri shaadi ko 5 saal hogaye, par ek
bhi baccha nahi hua!
bhi baccha nahi hua!
Pandit: Mein Badrinath mein tumhare naam ka diya jala
dunga.
dunga.
10 saal baad pandit uske ghar aaya. Ghar me 10 bacche the.
Pandit: Mubarak ho! baccho ke papa kaha hai?
Wife: Badrinath gaye hain diya bujhaane.
Class teacher asked Pappu: Agar ek ped par 5 birds baithe ho aur tum ek ko goli maar do toh kitne birds baki bach gaye?
Pappu: Ek bhi nahi, kyou k sub udd jaayenge.
Teacher: Nahi. 4 bachenge, lekin tumhari soch muje pasand aayi.
Pappu: Madam, mera bhi ek sawal hain.
3 ladies ice-cream kha rahi hain. Ek chaat kar, ek kaatkar aur 1 choos kar. Toh konsi shadi shuda hain?Teacher (while feeling shy): Jo choos rahi hain.
Pappu: Nahi. Jiske gale me mangalsutra hai, lekin apki soch mujhe pasand aayi.
A husband texts his wife :
" Thanks for making my life wonderful and being a crucial part of my life. Whatever I am is only because of you. You are my angel sent by god to make me feel wonderful all the time. Thanks for coming into my life and making it worth living. You're an awesome wife. I love you honey."
She replies:
"Maar liya Na chauta paig?"
Class teacher asked Pappu: Agar ek ped par 5 birds baithe ho aur tum ek ko goli maar do toh kitne birds baki bach gaye?
Pappu: Ek bhi nahi, kyou k sub udd jaayenge.
Teacher: Nahi. 4 bachenge, lekin tumhari soch muje pasand aayi.
Pappu: Madam, mera bhi ek sawal hain.
3 ladies ice-cream kha rahi hain. Ek chaat kar, ek kaatkar aur 1 choos kar. Toh konsi shadi shuda hain?Teacher (while feeling shy): Jo choos rahi hain.
Pappu: Nahi. Jiske gale me mangalsutra hai, lekin apki soch mujhe pasand aayi.
A husband texts his wife :
" Thanks for making my life wonderful and being a crucial part of my life. Whatever I am is only because of you. You are my angel sent by god to make me feel wonderful all the time. Thanks for coming into my life and making it worth living. You're an awesome wife. I love you honey."
She replies:
"Maar liya Na chauta paig?"
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