चंगु के मंगेतर ने चंगु को sms किया।
हमारी शादी नहीं हो सकती।
मेरी कही और शादी तेह हो चुकी हैं।
चंगु को इस बात का बहौत बड़ा सदमा लगा.
दो मिंटो बाद उस के मंगेतर का एक और sms आया।
सॉरी सॉरी माफ़ कीजिये। यह sms आपको गलती से सेंड हुआ था।
Monday, November 25, 2013
Hindi jokes....
चंगु के मंगेतर ने चंगु को sms किया।
हमारी शादी नहीं हो सकती।
मेरी कही और शादी तेह हो चुकी हैं।
चंगु को इस बात का बहौत बड़ा सदमा लगा.
दो मिंटो बाद उस के मंगेतर का एक और sms आया।
सॉरी सॉरी माफ़ कीजिये। यह sms आपको गलती से सेंड हुआ था।
Changu Mangu jokes
मंगू ने ATM के पास चंगु से पूछा, " चंगु, मेरा बैलेंस चेक करेगा?"
चंगु ने मंगू को धक्का मारा।
(मंगू घिर गया। )
चंगु : मंगू, यार तेरा बैलेंस बड़ा ही ख़राब हैं।
Sunday, November 24, 2013
Jokes for Hindi readers
मुर्गी आंडा देती हैं और गाए दूध देती हैं।
तोह एक बात बताओ, ऐसा कौन हैं जो दोनों देता हैं?
सोचो।
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पता नहीं?
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उत्तर : दुकानदार।
शातिर हूँ, पर माँ कसम कभी घमंड नहीं किया।
Changu Mangu Jokes
Changu (calls a radio station"): Hello. जी यह रेडियो स्टेशन हैं?
रेडियो जॉकी : जी हाँ।
Changu: मेरी आवाज पूरा शहर सुन रहा हैं ?
रेडियो जॉकी : हाँ।
Changu: यानि घर में जो मेरा भाई रेडियो सुन रहा हैं, क्या वोह भी मेरी आवाज़ सुन रहा होगा?
रेडियो जॉकी (अब गुस्से में।) : हाँ। भाई हाँ।
Changu: हेल्लो, मंगू अगर मेरी आवाज़ सुन रहा हैं तोह जल्दी से मोटर चलदियो भाई!
में उप्पर छत पर टॉयलेट में हूँ और पानी ख़तम होगया है। और तेरा फ़ोन भी स्विच ऑफ आ रहा हैं यार!
Ram chahe Leela chaahe Leela chaahe Ram.....
Ram chahe Leela, chaahe Leela chaahe Ram, inn dono k love mein Priyanka k item number ka kya kaam?
"राम चाहे लीला, चाहे लीला चाहे राम, "इन दोनों के लव में प्रियंका के आइटम नंबर का क्या काम?"
Saturday, November 23, 2013
A couple in Domino's.
Guy: What will you have? :)
Girl: (Sarcastically) "चावल कड़ी मांगवा लो !!"
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Waiter: (says while laughing): अनपढ़ गवार लड़किया पटाओगे तोह ऐसा ही होगा। :)
Quotes, Funny Quotes and Proverbs
We are all in the same game just different levels, dealing with the same hell just different devils.
The one who rises the child is called a father, not the one who helped make it.
Count your rainbows, not your thunderstorms.
When you really matter to someone, that person will always make time for you. No excuses, no lies and no broken promises.
A person is smart. People are dumb. Panicky dangerous animals and you know it. 1,500 years ago everybody knew the earth was the center of the universe. 500 years ago, everybody knew the earth was flat. And 15 minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you will know tomorrow. - Kay
Always remember. An idiot who makes you laugh in his presence will definitely make you cry in his absence, because those idiots are our real friends.
Those who are heartless, once cared too much.
I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job, because he will find an easy way to do it! - Bill Gates
Never try to dominate the one who says sorry to you for their mistake, because they understand, you are most important than their ego.
I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead, some come from behind, but I have got a big bat. I am all ready, you see. Now, my troubles are going to have trouble with me.
Cheating on anyone is deeper than people realize. It destroys their outlook on love, their future relationships and peace within themselves.
People in your life are always going to say "you can't", but it's your job to turn around and say "watch me"!
Whenever a bird shits on my car, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch just to let them know what I'm capable of.
My strength didn't come from lifting weights. My strength came from lifting myself up every time I was knocked down.
Time you enjoyed wasting was not wasted. - John Lennon
The ones who say you can't and you won't are probably the ones scared that you will.
"It's impossible." said pride.
"It's risky." said experience.
"Give it a try." said whispered the heart.
You can't reach for anything new if your hands are full of yesterday's junk.
Your belief won't make you a better person, your behavior does.
Don't fear the enemy that attacks you, but the fake friend that pretends to like you.
The longer you wait for something, the more you will appreciate it when you get it. Because, anything worth having is definitely worth waiting for.
You've only got three choices in life: Give up, give in or give it all you've got.
Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't.
I am thankful for all those difficult people in my life. They have shown me exactly who I do not want to be.
The moment you think about giving up, think of the reason why you held on so long.
Girls don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people.
There are only two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to accept what is true. - Soren Kierkegaard
Revenge is below me, but "accidents" will happen.
Dumb children may get a hold of your guns and shoot each other. If your children are dumb, put them up for adoption to protect your guns.
No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey.
If your gun misfires, never look down in the barrel to inspect it. Have someone else do that for you.
Cutting people out of my life doesn't mean I hate them. It simply means I respect me.
An apple a day will keep anyone away, if thrown hard enough.
A diamond is just a piece of charcoal that handled stress exceptionally well.
Lord, give me patience. Because if you give me strength, I'll need bail money to go with it.
Before you dump your old dog at the shelter, take a look in the mirror. You're not getting any younger and karma is right behind you.
Sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory.
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