Pankaj P. Naringrekar - Resume

Pankaj Naringrekar B-14, Happy Homes Society, Jaideep Nagar, Opposite Nahur Station, Bhandup (East), Mumbai - 400 042 Phone: +919920232322 Email: punkaj62@gmail.com Objective To obtain a position of responsibilities that utilizes my skills and experience and keen to work in an environment, where I can enrich my knowledge. And, also to succeed in an environment of growth and excellence and earn a job which provides me job satisfaction and self development and help me achieve personal as well as organizational goals.

Date of birth: 11th Date of Birth: 11 September, 1984 Marital status: Married Experience Currently working as a Freelancer at Seeking Alpha. (T+E) Responsible for publishing the conference call transcripts within 1:6 TAT, while maintaining the accuracy score of above 99.50%. 99.50% is the minimum requirement. Highest score obtained: 99.98% Lowest score obtained: 99.52% Duration: 15 months. Transcriber, Editor: Vivin Technologies Pvt. Ltd (Thane) Responsible for the transcribing, editing, proof reading of conference calls. Duration: 12 months. •   Editor: Greenpoint Technological Services Pvt. Ltd., Belapur, Navi Mumbai • Responsible for the transcribing, editing, proofing and auditing of conference calls. Duration: 11 months. •   Editor: Aragon BPO Solutions Private Limited, Thane. • Responsible for the transcribing, editing, proofing and auditing of conference calls. Duration: 6 months. •   Editor: Greenpoint Technological Services Pvt. Ltd., Belapur, Navi Mumbai • Responsible for the transcribing, editing, proofing and auditing of conference calls. Duration: 14 months. •   Transcriber, Editor: STS, PLC., Chembur, Mumbai • Responsible for the editing and transcribing of conference calls. Duration: 19 months. •   Transcriber, Editor: Athreya (a division of Toyo Infotech), Andheri, Mumbai • Responsible for the transcribing of conference calls. Duration: 6 months. Education •   Senior Secondary Certificate, St. Michael's High School, Mahim, Mumbai Maharashtra Board of Secondary Education Other Skills • Excellence in usage of websites, search engines and other tools. • Good command over Word, Excel, Outlook and other software. • More than adequate working knowledge of computer.

Random posts that I came across...

Lady: Doctor, please call my husband in.

Doctor: Trust me. I am a gentleman.
Lady: No, doc. Your nurse is sitting outside alone and my husband is not a gentleman.

My girlfriend blocked me on Facebook. She said I'm childish.  I took a deep breath, calmed down, went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away :D 


The voices in my head have voices in their head. Ha! Ha! Ha! :D 


Me: I didn't do it.
My friend: Then why are you laughing?
Me: Because, whoever did it is freaking awesome. 


I watched a vampire movie once. My favorite character was the sun. 


I miss being able to slam my phone down when I hang up on somebody. Violently pressing end call just doesn't do it for me. 


During the day, I don't believe in ghosts. At night, I am a little more open-minded.


A friend told me there was a life outside the internet and that I should check. I asked him to send me the link to it :D 


Why don't Tarzan have beard and mustache when he lives in the jungle without a razor? 


The biggest lie that I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it." 


A sentence in some magazine "Always remember that the money is not everything in life, but make sure that you earn sufficient before you think of such nonsense."


Atom consists 99.99999999% empty space. That means, the computer you are looking at, the chair you are sitting on and you yourself are mostly not there ;) 


Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live.
You need power only when you want to do something harmful. Otherwise, love is enough to get everything done. 


What is will power? It's when you see 10 notifications, 20 messages and 30 friends requests. Yet you click "Logout" and continue with your work. 


Loving someone who doesn't love you is like waiting for a ship at the airport. 


Jealous haters make us smile, they spend their life cloning our style. Nothing better to do with their time, they'll even try to copy our rhyme. Ain't none like us, as you can see, we the best, so let it be. 


Be the type of person you want to meet. 


If your dog doesn't like someone, you probably shouldn't either. 


Pay attention while crossing the road. Your Facebook status update can wait :) 


When life gives you lemons, throw them back at it and ask for chocolates :D -- Like a boss, yea!!! 


Marriage is a workshop where husbands work and wives shop. 


But she's always a woman to me!!!
An elderly woman decided to get her portrait painted.
She asked the artist to paint her portrait with a diamond necklace and diamond earrings, emerald bracelet, a broach of ruby and a gold Rolex. 
The confused artist: I am sorry ma'am, but you aren't wearing any of these.
Old lady: I know. But if I die before my husband, I'm sure he will re-marry and I want his new wifeto go crazy looking and searching for the jewelry. 
Old lady: I know. But if I die before my husband, I'm sure he will re-marry and I want his new wifeto go crazy looking and searching for the jewelry. 


When Santa was experimenting with a cockroach, he cut 1 of its legs and asked to walk.

The cockroach began moving slowly.He continued this until all its legs were cut. Then he asked it to walk, but it didn't move. So he wrote the interference:"If all the legs of a cockroach were cut, it losses its ability to hear" This is just a joke on Santa.. No cockroach was hurt during this experiment! 


Wrong Number:
Caller: "Hello, Fridge hai?" 
Aadmi: "Haan hai. Ap kon?? 
Caller: Fridge chal raha hai? 
Aadmi: "Haan chal rha hai. 
Caller:"To phir pakar lo.. Warna bhaag jayega" 

Again call...

Caller: fridge hai?? 
Aadmi gusse se: nhi hai 
Caller: kaha tha na maine pakar lo bhaag jaega. 


Einstein & Mr.Bean sitting next to each other on a long flight. 

Einstein says,"Let's play a game. I will ask you a question. If you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5 and if I don't know the answer,I will pay you $500."

Einstein asks the first question: What's the distance from the earth to the Moon? Mr. Bean doesn't say a word. He quietly reaches his pocket, pulls out a $5. 
Now, it's Mr. Bean's turn. 

He asks Einstein "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs?"

Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends. An hour later, he gives Mr. Bean $500. Einstein goes nuts and asks: "Well,so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?

Mr. Bean quietly reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5 again.


The class teacher asks few students to tell the class about their future plans in rhyme.
Sam: My name is Sam,  when I grow up to be a man,  I want to go to Russia and Japan, if I can, if I can, if I can.

Candy: My name is Candy.  When I grow up to be a lady, I want to have a baby  if I can, if I can, if I can.

Dan: My name is Dan.  When I grow up to be a man,  do hell with Russia and Japan. I'm gonna help Candy with her plans. I know I can, I know I can, I know I can.  = )) 


If you marry a woman, she will fight with you.

But if you marry two women... 

.. 

..

They will fight for you ;)  Think different!!!
Add wife, have life :D 


If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all, and don't write it on Facebook either! :P 


A Girl walked into an elevator, turned, smiled at a man standing next to her and said,"T.G.I.F"
The Man smiled back and said,"S.H.I.T" 
The Girl frowned at him and said with an angry voice,"T.G.I.F" 
The man smiled and said again, "S.H.I.T" 
The girl got pissed off and said, "Look, mister. I'm trying to be nice to you by saying, "Thank God, It's Friday, and you come up with your stupid remark!" 

The man said, "I was trying to be nice too by correcting you, S.H.I.T means." "Sorry Honey It's Thursday"




One-tight-slap conversations:

Boy : Whats your name?
Girl: Palak. Yours?
Boy: Paneer

*Slap!!!*

Girl : Hello! I am Khusbu.
Boy : Khusbu ka dusra naam bharosa
agarbati! Kone-kone me khusbu faila
de!

*Slap!!!*

Boy: Hi. What's your name?
Girl: Neha Singhal.
Boy: Oh. I am also Single.

*Slap!!!*

Girl: wHaT's UP?
Boy: Uttar Pradesh.

*Slap!!!*

Girl : Tu soya hai?
Boy : Nahi! Mein Schezwan hu!

*Slap!!!*

Girl: I'm free tomorrow.
Boy: Pahle kya paid thi?

*Slap!!!*

Boy: Aaj mausam achha hain mall chalte hain.
Girl: Waha kya karenge??
Boy: Hawan karenge.

*Slap!!!*

Girl : See ya!
Boy: Ram Chandara ki jai!!!

*Slap!!!*

Girl: Have a good day.
Boy: No. Thanks. I like Parle-G more...

*Slap!!!*

A girl updates status :" Waiting for
Chennai Express"
Boy: Coolie hai ya luggage khud uttayegi?

*Slap!!!*

Boy: Thank you.
Girl: My pleasure.
Boy: My Bajaj Pulsar
*Slap!!!*

Girl: (after a late night chat) Mujhe abhi sona chahiye!!!
Boy: Kitna tola?

*Slap!!!*

Lady: Pandit ji, meri shaadi ko 5 saal hogaye, par ek
bhi baccha nahi hua!

Pandit: Mein Badrinath mein tumhare naam ka diya jala
dunga.

10 saal baad pandit uske ghar aaya. Ghar me 10 bacche the.

Pandit: Mubarak ho! baccho ke papa kaha hai?

Wife: Badrinath gaye hain diya bujhaane.


Class teacher asked Pappu: Agar ek ped par 5 birds baithe ho aur tum ek ko goli maar do toh kitne birds baki bach gaye?


Pappu: Ek bhi nahi, kyou k sub udd jaayenge.

Teacher: Nahi. 4 bachenge, lekin tumhari soch muje pasand aayi.

Pappu: Madam, mera bhi ek sawal hain. 

3 ladies ice-cream kha rahi  hain. Ek chaat kar, ek kaatkar aur 1 choos kar. Toh konsi shadi shuda hain?Teacher (while feeling shy): Jo choos rahi hain.


Pappu: Nahi. Jiske gale me mangalsutra hai, lekin apki soch mujhe pasand aayi.


A husband texts his wife :

" Thanks for making my life wonderful and being a crucial part of my life. Whatever I am is only because of you. You are my angel sent by god to make me feel wonderful all the time. Thanks for coming into my life and making it worth living. You're an awesome wife.  I love you honey."

She replies:

"Maar liya Na chauta paig?"